I think Bubby was on to something ~ real womanhood requires roasting. It's not difficult, but we rarely do it. Why do you think that is? Is it fear of ruining a $10 ingredient? The time involved? Lack of a family to consume it? At least Jim Purdue is doing something to help the roasterphobic.
Now. The shoes. I think we should make a matching superhero themed apron, take some photos, and declare you the blog mascot. What do you think?